i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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