She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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