You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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