i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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