It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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