so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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