8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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