: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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