what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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