Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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