Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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