"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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