when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There r osticjed everywhere
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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