McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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