We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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