"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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