we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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