rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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