i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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