He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
