Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
