i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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