and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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