Porn is love you can see.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Who died my cat blue again?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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