Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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