he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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