is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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