69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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