Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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