Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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