i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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