would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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