We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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