O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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