He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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