i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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