ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My cat gives me a boner
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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