But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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