so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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