Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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