i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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