just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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