Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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