I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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