you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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