Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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