i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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