he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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