she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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