haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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