Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Congratulations! We have a period
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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